In what is yet another American phenomenon that leaves us shaking our heads thinking, “Of course this is a thing,” a service has sprung up in which men offer to have sex for free with women looking to become pregnant.
Or, in other words, the dream job for millions upon millions of men out there.
The service works like this: a woman looking to become pregnant contacts a man in the service, presumably well-known for being particularly “successful,” and the man flies out, meets the woman, has sex with her, then leaves. It’s the one-night stand that keeps on giving.
One such man was featured on ABC’s “20/20” last Friday to explain why he was doing this, and his most astounding response was that he was “unable to have as many children as (he) want(s) in (his) relationship, and that would be unreasonable to ask a woman to give birth to 30 children.”
This is a man who asked to go by the name Joe because his wife and three teenage children were unaware of his double life, in which he claims he’s had sex with more than 100 women.
In case these weren’t obvious, we want to point out several of the risks that come with this lifestyle. First, STDs galore, since he is having unprotected sex with countless women.
Second, custody and child support issues have arisen with sperm donors and, on the other side of the coin, surrogate mothers. If they are having issues, we can only imagine the number of lawyers this man will need when his children turn 18 and want to go to college.
Third, the man is cheating on his wife under the guise of wanting the “satisfaction of knowing that (he) ha(s) another descendant out there.” Certainly, this man is not concerned about ?overpopulation.
Since this man was able to convince so many women to have sex with him for free, we have come up with a list of jobs that entrepreneurs, with a will and a dream, could do for free.
1. Are you on a diet? I’ll eat those tempting leftovers so you won’t.
2. Have no friends but want it to appear that you do? Call me and I’ll come to your party so you can feel better about yourself.
3. Here’s a free tattoo. I just want to get my art out there.
4. Find a really relatable Buzzfeed list but have no one to share it with? Call me up and we can talk about how everything, especially No. 11, is so you.
5. Tired? Let me nap for you when you can’t.
Perhaps this man is onto something, though. Not many people can go on a business trip and enjoy ?pleasure at the same time.
