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Tuesday, May 21
The Indiana Daily Student

Please make it stop

saw3d

When the first “Saw” film came out, it was actually sort of an interesting thing.

The creepy doll was cool, and torture porn was still the new kid on the horror block. But that was seven films ago, and thankfully, hopefully, maybe, “Saw 3D” is the end of the line for the series.

The jigsaw killer has been dead for a while, but one of his protégés is still around, putting people in traps where they undergo physical and psychological torture in order to escape with their lives.

Only problem: There’s another disciple in town.

The acting in this film is more nauseating than any of its gore. Better and cheaper actors could have been found in some community theater project. Watch the lead detective for some quotably dumb lines (if you respect yourself so little).

I can’t vouch for the position of “Saw 3D” in history, but can say this with certainty: worst movie I’ve ever seen.

If I hear anyone else say “game over,” I’ll put a reverse bear trap in my mouth.

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