Hill ends abortion debate

Editors, I’m sure you’ve received dozens of e-mails about Justin P. Hill’s opinion column “Anti-life” (April 7), which is no doubt the intent of the author. I can only assume that arguments this bad are intended to serve as bait in the finest Coulter-esque tradition. Rather than point out all of the logical fallacies employed in the column (conception comes before life, therefore it is life ... like eating comes before taking a dump, therefore it is taking a dump) I will simply thank the author for authoritatively settling the abortion debate. Prior to reading his column, I had no idea the issue was so cut-and-dried. Please forward a copy to all relevant pro-choice groups so that they can begin disbanding their organizations. Let us also hope that the author applies his problem-solving acumen to additional contentious social issues so that he may solve them in 500 words or less.