Vin Diesel
For a man whose career high point thus far is playing meatheaded sniper fodder in "Saving Private Ryan," Vin Diesel (born Mark Vincent) has made a modest living out of being the blandest action star people still pay to see in action. -- JB
Orlando Bloom
Credit should go to all the others who make his jaw dropping films possible, not the good-looking elf. It's the concepts and special effects that made his films huge, not him. Soon he'll head to London to attempt to gain some theater cred. -MM
Steven Seagal
I'm not sure if Will Sasso's imitations of Seagal on "Mad TV" were to blame, but he was quickly discovered to be nothing more than a joke of a hero and was relegated to putting out direct-to-video titles with the likes of DMX. --CW
