It's no secret that ____ (issue) is a big problem at IU. The condition is now ____ (bleak adjective). Undergraduates are always complaining about ______ (administrator) who continues to _____ (verb) them repeatedly and forcefully. Graduate students have been consistently denied _____ (occupational benefit). Professors fear ____ (unimportant, arbitrary issue). The football team has lost against _____ (NCAA Division I, II or III football team). We never should have fired ____ (basketball coach), or never should have hired ____ (different basketball coach). Plus, we had to park our ___ (vehicle) in _____ (faraway lot).\nAnd there is some truth in all of this. IU President Adam Herbert has continually been ________ (ineffective adjective) when it comes to addressing this issue. IUSA has been equally _____ (stronger ineffective adjective), as they traditionally have been. If they don't ______ (action verb), they will surely be ______ (expletive). Being in such a poor condition, _____ (dangling modifier).\nThank ____ (religious entity) that the editorial board has a solution. IU must ______ (compound verb). Students can no longer sit idly by, drinking ____ (kind of alcohol) and watching _____ (popular FOX action series). If we don't do something to address this issue, we will be forced to _______ (some threatening action).\nOur elected representatives can't be counted on. Until our demands are met, we will continue to view _____ (organization) as illegitimate. This dilemma is going to continue for _____ (period of time).\nThis problem infringes on our ______ (constitutional right). It is microcosmic for a larger problem currently plaguing _____ (country) and ______ (different country). We don't want to have to wait until ____ (John McCain) is elected president for this to end.\nBut the point is, ______ (the point). Or, put another way, as ____ (philosopher) used to say, ____ (wisdom). It's undeniable that if you don't get behind ______ (our championed solution), then you clearly don't love ______ (freedom, IU or America).
IU must address _____ (campus problem)
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