Blame, Shame and Fame

Most likely to dump his wife, get an earring and run off with Jack Nicholson's girlfriend: Harrison Ford\nMost bizarre friendship: Michael Jackson and Macauley Culkin\nBest Movie Sex Scene: The chickens of "Chicken Run"\nMost like a teenage Celine Dion: Jessica Simpson\nMost Gratuitous Nudity: Richard Hatch in "Survivor"\nBiggest Anglophile: Madonna\nThe Jennifer Lopez Award for Most Revealing Outfit: Tie -- Britney Spears and Geena Davis\nWorst Song of the Year: Tie -- Aaron Carter's "Aaron's Party (Come 'n Get It)" and O-Town's "Liquid Dreams"\nMost Informative Election Coverage: Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show"\nFreakiest Couple: Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton\nWorst Sequel: Tie -- "Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows" and "Urban Legends: Final Cut"\nMost likely to be rehab bunkmates: Robert Downey Jr., Ol' Dirty Bastard and Darryl Strawberry\nScariest Ally McBeal "Dancing Baby" rip off: The baby in "Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps"\nMost upsetting departure from television:Andy Richter \nFunniest Movie Title: "The Eyes of Tammy Faye"\nBest Marketing Ploy to Get Men Into a Chick Flick: "Coyote Ugly" and "Charlie's Angels"\nMost stuck-up "It" girl: Kate Hudson\nMost In Need of Forehead Reconstruction By Way Of Baseball Bat: James van der Beek\nBest Job at Proving He's Still an Idiot: Keanu Reeves with "The Replacements" and "The Watcher"\nMost Likely to Make You Want To Drown Yourself in a Bathtub: "What Lies Beneath"\nBest "Wall Street" Rip Off: "Boiler Room"\nCheesiest Movie: "Duets"\nBest Movie Ruined in the Last 10 Minutes: Tie -- "Almost Famous" and "Frequency"\nBest Former Child Star Turned Full-On Hottie: Kirsten Dunst\nMost Depressing Film: "The Virgin Suicides"\nBest Special Effects that Look Like You Did Them Yourself In Your Backyard: "Thomas and the Magic Railroad"\nWorst Movie to See on Drugs: "The Cell"\nBiggest Beef:Eminem and Everlast\nBiggest Pair of Underwear on Screen:"Road Trip"\nCelebrity We're Most Sick of Seeing: Helen Hunt\nMovie Most Likely to Make You Want to Turn and Run From Scientology: "Battlefield Earth"\nGreediest Couple: Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones for making money on their wedding\nMost Senseless Fun: "Charlie's Angels"\nBest Line: Shaft: "It's my duty to please that booty"\nThe Ricky Martin Award for Latin Flavor of the Month: Penelope Cruz\nBest On-Screen Duo: Chris Rock and Morgan Freeman in "Nurse Betty"\nBoy Band Most Likely to Kick All the Other Boy Bands' Asses in a Fight: 98 Degrees\nMost Dragged Out Departures: Tie -- Barbra Streisand leaving concerts and Kathie Lee Gifford leaving "Live"\nBiggest Kiss-Ass: Carson Daly\nThe Next Kriss Kross: Lil' Bow Wow\nBiggest Disaster Since Titanic: "The Beach"\nMost likely to make you ask, "How did you get out of the trailer park?" Threeway Tie -- Christina Aguilera, Fred Durst and Eminem\nBest Sample: Offspring using Rob Schneider\nWorst Sample: Jessica Simpson using John Mellencamp\nChannel Most Obsessed with Crappy Music of the past: VH1\nChannel Most Obsessed with Crappy Music of the present: MTV\nMost Drool-worthy Video: D'Angelo's "Untitled (How Does it Feel)"\nMost vexed actor:Joaquin Phoenix\nWeirdest Career Turnover: Christian Bale going from Jesus in "Mary Mother of God" to title character in "American Psycho"\nWorst Use of Facial Hair: The Backstreet Boys\nMost Accurate Movie Title: "Loser"\nMost Likely to Single-handedly Kill Teen Movies: Freddie Prinze Jr.\nCelebrity with More Money than God: Oprah (but she is God, right?)\nFunniest new guy: Owen Wilson\nHeaviest Rotation of Annoying Song: "The Thong Song" by Sisqo\nBand We're Gonna Miss the Most: Smashing Pumpkins\nThe Winner of the Gwyneth Paltrow/Ben Affleck Award for "We don\'t give a #@!* if they're dating anymore:" Tie -- Russell Crowe/Meg Ryan and Britney Spears/Justin Timberlake