What a Dick!
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Matt Straw |
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08:41 PM ON Oct. 28, 2009
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In case you have been lucky enough not to see his penguin face on TV the last week, Dick Cheney is claiming that the Obama administration is “dithering” on the strategy for Afghanistan.
Of course. Because taking the time to listen to advisors and military professionals and determine the best course of action in what may truly become our next Vietnam (or our version of the Soviet-Afghan War, pick your analogy) is foolishly dithering.
Why won’t anyone just listen to Dick?
Why would Barack Obama not put the opinion of a man “too busy” to serve his country in uniform, a man apparently too busy to even finish college, a man who spent his whole life profiting from war, above his staff and military chiefs?
I mean, what’s not to trust about the man who used connections to Donald Rumsfeld through the Ford administration to become Secretary of Defense for Papa Bush, and then after being appointed to find a VP for Dubya decided he alone was the best choice?
A man too much of a chickenhawk for even the President who led us to two wars in less than 12 months, including one that may well have been started in part for a personal vendetta against the man who “tried to kill his daddy?”
Even Bush didn’t let Cheney convince him to attack Iran. It just took eight years to say no.
And Cheney’s daughter is now on TV presenting her version of history, with Daddy as the last defender of freedom and safety.
And that “torture” crap? Definitely not torture. I mean, it was like a walk in the park compared to what they do to us.
But you can’t really blame her. Everyone wants their parents to be good people. Even Pinochet and Charles Taylor have people who would say they helped their countries – maybe even Pat Robertson.
The blame here lies with David Gregory, Chuck Todd, George Stephanopoulos and every other so-called “liberal” journalist who gladly host and “debate” Liz Cheney and her ilk on their shows and just let these guests make up facts and history as they go.
When these blathering fools in the media are more concerned with ratings and being beltway insiders, it’s no wonder every kook and revisionist is allowed to jump into the conga line of TV news and their little self-worshipping circle.
With Jeremy Scahill, Matt Taibbi and the small handful of journalists who actually do, you know, their job – genuine investigating – being relegated to bit characters except for when they end up kidnapped, held hostage or worse, and being scoffed at on TV by such admirable truth-seekers as Todd, it’s no wonder no one questions the children of fools and dangerous men.
Even that’s not the media’s fault, though.
There’s just not enough time in the day to cover facts, especially with more pressing questions on our collective plate.
For example, how does talentless comedian Jeff Dunham with his 1950s racist stereotypes keep getting work? That man is one Asian “Ah So” away from hitting the racist joke homerun.
Now, if only I could convince Dunham to go on a hunting trip with Cheney.