TV Recap: “The Hills,” ‘Mr. Right Now’

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Stacie and Kristin head for Vegas.  Looks like it could be an interesting

episode on The Hills…

Spencer and his friend Charlie debate about the possibility of Heidi bringing pregnant.

The trip to Vegas with the girls continue.  The two talk about hooking up, and I wonder: don’t people go to Vegas to party AND gamble?  If you just want to party and get lucky, stay in LA.

Stacie and Kristin go to a bar and sit, waiting for men to approach them.  They attract a soulful looking group, including an ex-backup dancer for Backstreet Boys.  Kristin takes a break and calls either Brody or Justin (she never says the name) and says that she’s not having the time of her life, but she’s “putting herself out there,” essentially, I pointless, not-believable call.

Whoever it was, I’m waiting for him to show up!

Fast-forward to the next morning.  There’s a guy in the shower, Kristin’s apparent “booty-call.”  “Who is it?” Stacie asks, making her usual intelligent remarks.

Guess who?  It’s Justin, back and in action! Wow.

Back in LA, Audrina and Derek are eating dinner.  Audrina, once again, is bitching about Justin Bobby. Girl, GET OVER IT. I’m not kidding around.  Enough is enough. It’s time to get laid!

Justin, Kristin and Stacie go to a strip club for another crazy night in Vegas.  The strippers are all over the girls, but what about Justin?  It seems like everyone somehow thinks he’s attactive…

Justin & Kristin start with the PDA, making Stacie uncomfortable.  I smell a dirty hook-up a ‘comin.

Charlie and Spencer meet up again, and Spencer thinks Heidi’s might be pregnant because she isn’t drinking.  Charlie tells Spencer to start reading up on baby books, and Spencer freaks out.  Spencer looks like he’s about to have a melt-down, or cry himself to death, both of which would be hilarious.

Back in early vegas, birds are tweetin’.  Kristin and Justin wake up next to each other, cleary after a crazy night.  It’s unclear whether the two have done anything sexual.  My guess?  It’s as good as yours.

Kristin questions whether the two will hang out after Vegas, although I doubt she actually cares.  Justin continues to be his pompous self, with his raised eyebrows and ambiguous tones.

This episode of The Hills raises a few questions for me:

Will Audrina ever get over Justin? Will Kristin and Justin get back together? Will Heidi actually get pregnant? (doubtful). If she does, will Spencer die?   What about Brody and Jayde?  Dunzo or no?

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