Tv Recap: “The Hills,” ‘Can’t Always Get What you Want’

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This episode of The Hills is actually interesting, for a change.  But one thought drifted through my mind the whole half hour: I’M OVER IT.  Let me list thy things that piss me off, and I’ll elaborate later.1)Kristin & Brody’s fake relationship: Even their incredible acting skills don’t fool me. Any romantic relationship between Kristin and another cast member on the show is phony.  Kristin may be a man-stealer, but as for Justin and Brody, she doesn’t fancy either of the two, in my opinion.

2)Heidi & Spencer:  The two are yet married, yet still strive to do things like cutting balls off and getting pregnant behind each other’s backs.  Guys, quit playing around. You’re married. GAME’S OVER.

3)Justin Bobby: Honestly, we’re all tired of you. Yes, you shaved off your beard, now BE GONE.

4) Lo:  Never has anything interesting to say, adds nothing to the show. She’s not a drama queen at heart. Which makes her boring.

5) Stacey: “Like, omg, what a BITCH!” – Recurring line.

6) Jayde: I’m tired of your whining and pissy face. OVER it.

So, basically I just listed almost the entire cast, with the exception of darling Audrina.  I’ll leave it up to you guys to make up your minds about this basket case. Nuff said.

The episode opens with Kristin and Brody on a date. As said earlier, I’m not buying it.  Heidi decides to re-visit the psychologist that helped her and Speidi with their past couple issues.  She tells the doctor about her plan to  go off the pill and get pregnant, then tell Spencer.  By doing this, Spencer will “realize” that he really wants a great, big, happy blonde family like Heidi does.  Heidi: this isn’t high school.  It’s marriage.  Knowing Spencer, he’d give you an abortion if he could.  Not kidding.

Jayde wants to meet Kristin to talk about the sit with the Brodster. The two meet, and the tension is sizzling.  Jayde is losing the battle from the beginning.  Kristin is MAD fierce.  “You are such a bitch Jayde,” she says, then storms out. LOVE IT!

Kristin and Lo then meet up for lunch, and they chat. The end.  Jayde and Brody meet up for dinner, and through the arguing, Jayde expresses an interest to get back with Brody. Brody, on the other hand, is not having it. Although, when Kristin and him meet up for dinner later, he tells her he wants to work things out with Jayde. “I love the girl.” Hmmm…. really, Brody?

Heidi progresses with her evil plan, and tries to seduce Spencer by making him a homemade meal. Everything about the whole scene is waay too fake and Heidi is a terrible lier, it makes me sick.  But the food looks decent.

Stacie and Kristin hang out and listen to a message that Justin Bobby leaves on Kristin’s phone. It’s barely audible, but Justin’s sounds like he’s still lusting after Kristin. The girls then decide to go to Vegas! How fun.  Guess we’ll see who meets them in Vegas.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…

Next week on The Hills.

PS: thought you lovelies would enjoy this great clip of Heidi and Spencer on the show The Insider.  Spencer recently released some nasty Tweets pertaining to an interview with Al Roker. The couple is so ridiculous, it’s laughable:

Heidi & Spencer on YouTube: The Insider

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