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		<title>I don&#8217;t need no stinking teleprompter. That&#8217;s what hands are for!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Straw, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sarah Palin, during an interview conducted with her during the TeaBag Convention, had to read from her hand some of her talking points. Because it is so hard to remember: Obama bad&#8230;.Deregulate&#8230;Freedom..Pro America. Thank god she&#8217;s not like that bumbling fool when he&#8217;s away from a teleprompter, and is so able to conduct the same [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Attack of the cognizant bees!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Casey McGlasson, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if it wasn’t enough that large, stinging insects could somehow secretly hide in my dorm room and reappear underfoot in the dead of winter, a new bee talent was unveiled this week:  they can remember faces.  Better than that, they do it using the same process that we do.
A group of researchers set out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mo Money, Mo Problems</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Henry Alderfer, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goldman Sachs announced its executive bonus compensation today, rounding out Chairman and CEO Lloyd Blankfein’s 2009 bonus to $9 million in stock options. JP Morgan Chase &#38; Co. announced their CEO, James Dimon, would earn $17 million in stock options for 2009. Both of these numbers are relatively small for Wall Street compensation, but still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Book Strongly Links Homosexuality to Embryonic Androgen Levels</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach Ammerman, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A scientific study has once again given support to the theory that homosexuality is innate &#8211; and not a choice.
In an interview promoting his new book, Biologie de l&#8217;homosexualité. On naît homosexuel, on ne choisit pas de l&#8217;être (in English: The Biology of Homosexuality: You&#8217;re Born Homosexual, You Don&#8217;t Choose to Be), animal researcher and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Groundhoggin&#8217; The Fame</title>
		<link>http://www.idsnews.com/blogs/thesamplegates/?p=3132</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Henry Alderfer, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Groundhog’s Day has come and gone. The legendary Punxsutawney Phil emerged early yesterday morning from his humble abode in Pennsylvania and made his decision. “As the sky shines bright above me, my shadow I see beside me, six more weeks of winter it will be,” announced his handlers, prominently confirming the superstition that winter ends [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Budget confusion?</title>
		<link>http://www.idsnews.com/blogs/thesamplegates/?p=3127</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Ames, IDS columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regardless of which side of the political isle you most closely associate with, $3.8 trillion is a mind-blowing number &#8211; no way around it. The gargantuan amount is sure to grab headlines and, most certainly, people will balk at the figure without any real understanding of what the money is needed for. Even if you, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Downward Trends</title>
		<link>http://www.idsnews.com/blogs/thesamplegates/?p=3120</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Cox, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There seems to be a trend growing on The Facebook these days. Excuse me, I should be more specific as Facebook tends to be a menagerie of college and twenty-something trends. The one that has most recently caught my attention is the &#8220;change your profile picture to [blank] week/month/fortnight&#8221;. Using an image to represent yourself isn&#8217;t a new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Ode to Ochocinco</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Henry Alderfer, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve never tried crack. I have no intention of ever doing so, and can only speculate why anyone would want to associate with a crackhead. However, if I had to guess what it would feel like, I would assume it would be similar to the addiction I have to Chad Ochocinco’s Twitter account.
Ochocinco is quite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crap Day in Turd Town 2 &#8211; Or, Quick, we Need Slash!</title>
		<link>http://www.idsnews.com/blogs/thesamplegates/?p=3105</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:38:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Straw, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve long been amazed by the fact that the Black Eyed Peas can release a song that you will swear is the worst, most god awful POS you&#8217;ve ever heard, only to then nearly immediately top it with another song you make that same statement about.
Yet it appears Jamie Foxx is trying to one up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crap day in Turd Town</title>
		<link>http://www.idsnews.com/blogs/thesamplegates/?p=3100</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 02:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Straw, IDS Columnist</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just flipped on the Grammys (not on purpose), to see the Black Eyed Peas Performance of &#8220;New Song, worse than the last&#8221; and the &#8220;tonight&#8217;s gonna be a good night&#8221; song.  In case you unfortunately missed it, it was like watching Transformers 2. A trainwreck wrapped in an auto-tuned crap, with MC Pee Pants, [...]]]></description>
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