Bite Sized LOLz #1

Here are some short jokes I wrote that might be funny. I will try to do this regularly.

• I think Its convenient to be a Muslim woman…In the winter. Because if nothing else, at least you’re warm.

• So I read on CNN.com the other day that 18 year old kid was recently arrested for killing 19 cats. If convicted he faces up to 158 years in prison. I think if you are going to get 158 years in prison, you might as well kill people. Get your money’s worth kid!

• Hey I just heard about this awesome diet that lots of people are using. Its called, “Wake Up So Late You Can’t Eat Breakfast.” College students all over the country have been hooked on it all summer.

• I want to start a civil rights group for a much underrepresented group of people, and call it the NAACBP. “The National Association for the Advancement of Color Blind People.” When will they be recognized?

• Lots of people don’t want Universal Health Care for America, and one of their main gripes is that they won’t be able to choose their doctors. I don’t know about you, but as long as my doctor can signature an Aderol prescription, he or she receives my stamp of approval.

• So I’m watching right now CNN and this random woman was just questioned about how she felt about Michael Jackson Dying. She said this verbatim while crying. “He created the moonwalk…and..and its very sad..and..he invented the moonwalk y’know”

• I think the races of people were named before secondary colors were invented.

• Is a deaf person’s entire life….an awkward silence?