Antlanta and all alone

So I know all you non-existent readers are dying to know what I have been up to all summer. Well the truth is not really anything…until now!
My brother has this condo in Atlanta that he can’t rent so he’s letting me stay in it and chase my stand-up comedy dreams all around the city.

Here are some random observations I have made so far-

Well let me just start off by saying wow, I have never seen so many rich, affluent black people. Now that I think about it, I have never seen so many poor, begging black people either. Actually I’ve just ever seen this many black people.

This Guy, (click here)
Rapper Shawty Lo lives in the same Condo that I’m in, and I saw him leaving yesterday driving one of these

When you are a black guy in Atlanta who dresses like me (form fitting clothing), everyone just assumes you’re gay.

It is scary walking home at night in a bad part of Atlanta with a laptop in your backpack. I saw like 4 crackheads. The whole time I was doing the whole “pretending to talk to someone on the phone so I don’t get jumped..or raped” thing. It was successful.